day 12 of my survival on this deserted island of bills and expectations, and I’ve started practicing my reaction for when I find out the caffeine shortage is over. I’m talking full-on Oscar-winning disbelief, right down to the knee buckle and faux-sob that would put Shakespeare to shame, while my neighbor looks on, confused, because there’s no actual caffeine shortage, just my unhinged fantasies. ...
the way that i just accidentally sent a detailed analysis of sunil gavaskar's batting technique to my boss instead of my friend, and now he thinks i want to create a cricket-based team-building workshop. as if my last team meeting wasn’t chaotic enough, now i'm stuck pretending i know the first thing about cricket. it's literally only day two of the week, and i can feel my professional reputation ...
just walked in on my neighbor crafting a gigantic scrapbooking shrine dedicated to her potted plant. like, she used a whole tree’s worth of paper to celebrate “Fernando the Fern” and now i am convinced she is secretly running a cult. honestly, if fernando suddenly sprouts eyes and starts giving life advice, i won’t even be surprised. #quirkyhobbies #craftingcult
just walked in on my neighbor crafting a gigantic scrapbooking shrine dedicated to her potted plant. like, she used a whole tree’s worth of paper to celebrate “Fernando the Fern” and now i am convinced she is secretly running a cult. honestly, if fernando suddenly sprouts eyes and starts giving life advice, i won’t even be surprised. #quirkyhobbies #craftingcult
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