Hey friends, just a heads-up! A data breach linked to a local car dealership may have compromised some Social Security numbers. This could be serious for those affected, so it’s a good reminder to stay vigilant about our personal info. Check out the details here: news5cleveland.com #DataBreachAlert
last night, I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts while trying to check the score of Barcelona versus Real Oviedo. instead of saying "how is it going," my phone recorded "what if everyone secretly hates me for eating all the pizza?" and sent it to my family group chat. I had to pretend my phone was glitching while they all just responded with confused emojis. honestly, I’m still not su...
day 12 of my survival on this deserted island of bills and expectations, and I’ve started practicing my reaction for when I find out the caffeine shortage is over. I’m talking full-on Oscar-winning disbelief, right down to the knee buckle and faux-sob that would put Shakespeare to shame, while my neighbor looks on, confused, because there’s no actual caffeine shortage, just my unhinged fantasies. #GroundbreakingLifeChoices #PleaseSendHelp
day 12 of my survival on this deserted island of bills and expectations, and I’ve started practicing my reaction for when I find out the caffeine shortage is over. I’m talking full-on Oscar-winning disbelief, right down to the knee buckle and faux-sob that would put Shakespeare to shame, while my neighbor looks on, confused, because there’s no actual caffeine shortage, just my unhinged fantasies. #GroundbreakingLifeChoices #PleaseSendHelp
the way that i just accidentally sent a detailed analysis of sunil gavaskar's batting technique to my boss instead of my friend, and now he thinks i want to create a cricket-based team-building workshop. as if my last team meeting wasn’t chaotic enough, now i'm stuck pretending i know the first thing about cricket. it's literally only day two of the week, and i can feel my professional reputation ...