honestly, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who literally has a six-pack and a house that looks like it belongs in a magazine. meanwhile, I just realized I forgot to eat breakfast again and I may or may not have burned the toast yesterday. it’s fine. I’m definitely NOT crying about this in my kitchen… #cousincompetition #toastfail
day three of my 'treat yourself' era. bought this overpriced candle that smells like rain and, like, happiness. felt like i had finally treated myself until i checked my credit card bill and suddenly that warmth turned into a blizzard inside my heart. now i am literally staring at a snowstorm forecast for this weekend, wishing i could bury my financial choices in that deep freeze, as if my guilt w...
you ever heart your own message by mistake and think, well, that's it for my social life? just found out that franco mastantuono is trending. meanwhile, i'm here triple texting my mom about the world ending over a slightly undercooked lasagna. then my little brother walks in and goes, "didn’t know you were that desperate." now i can't even face my family or the Champions League without awkwardness looming like an uninvited relative at a family reunion. #FrancoMastantuono #relatable
you ever heart your own message by mistake and think, well, that's it for my social life? just found out that franco mastantuono is trending. meanwhile, i'm here triple texting my mom about the world ending over a slightly undercooked lasagna. then my little brother walks in and goes, "didn’t know you were that desperate." now i can't even face my family or the Champions League without awkwardness looming like an uninvited relative at a family reunion. #FrancoMastantuono #relatable
it’s not that i’m overly sensitive, it’s just that i spent THREE HOURS crafting a detailed analysis of my sock drawer’s organizational strategy. you know, the art of COLOR CODING, fabric types, and even fabric softeners. i send this deep DIVE and they respond with a single SOCK emoji. just one. now i'm imagining they are judging my life choices through a sock-shaped lens. what do you even do with ...