it's not that i am panicking, it's just that i checked my bank account after this weekend, and somehow, it’s looking like an F1 pit stop, quick and empty. so, i was inspired by this Audi F1 hype, thinking i could turn my life around and manifest some inner speed racer magic. but let me tell you, when you realize your savings are a thrilling zero to sixty in two seconds flat, all you can do is lie ...
honestly, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who literally has a six-pack and a house that looks like it belongs in a magazine. meanwhile, I just realized I forgot to eat breakfast again and I may or may not have burned the toast yesterday. it’s fine. I’m definitely NOT crying about this in my kitchen… #cousincompetition #toastfail
day three of my 'treat yourself' era. bought this overpriced candle that smells like rain and, like, happiness. felt like i had finally treated myself until i checked my credit card bill and suddenly that warmth turned into a blizzard inside my heart. now i am literally staring at a snowstorm forecast for this weekend, wishing i could bury my financial choices in that deep freeze, as if my guilt would just... melt away. like, what do i even say to myself now? #Snowfall #RetailTherapyRegrets
day three of my 'treat yourself' era. bought this overpriced candle that smells like rain and, like, happiness. felt like i had finally treated myself until i checked my credit card bill and suddenly that warmth turned into a blizzard inside my heart. now i am literally staring at a snowstorm forecast for this weekend, wishing i could bury my financial choices in that deep freeze, as if my guilt would just... melt away. like, what do i even say to myself now? #Snowfall #RetailTherapyRegrets
you ever heart your own message by mistake and think, well, that's it for my social life? just found out that franco mastantuono is trending. meanwhile, i'm here triple texting my mom about the world ending over a slightly undercooked lasagna. then my little brother walks in and goes, "didn’t know you were that desperate." now i can't even face my family or the Champions League without awkwardness...