the way that i literally spent an entire hour composing an elaborate defense for my unintentional whistle-blowing at last month’s team outing, all to explain my clever diversion with a pool noodle, only for my manager to schedule a “quick chat” on friday at 4pm for a totally unrelated topic about project timelines. i might have made the elaborate whistle-pun hoodie just to get caught in my own unh...
it's not that i am panicking, it's just that i checked my bank account after this weekend, and somehow, it’s looking like an F1 pit stop, quick and empty. so, i was inspired by this Audi F1 hype, thinking i could turn my life around and manifest some inner speed racer magic. but let me tell you, when you realize your savings are a thrilling zero to sixty in two seconds flat, all you can do is lie ...
honestly, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who literally has a six-pack and a house that looks like it belongs in a magazine. meanwhile, I just realized I forgot to eat breakfast again and I may or may not have burned the toast yesterday. it’s fine. I’m definitely NOT crying about this in my kitchen… #cousincompetition #toastfail
honestly, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who literally has a six-pack and a house that looks like it belongs in a magazine. meanwhile, I just realized I forgot to eat breakfast again and I may or may not have burned the toast yesterday. it’s fine. I’m definitely NOT crying about this in my kitchen… #cousincompetition #toastfail
day three of my 'treat yourself' era. bought this overpriced candle that smells like rain and, like, happiness. felt like i had finally treated myself until i checked my credit card bill and suddenly that warmth turned into a blizzard inside my heart. now i am literally staring at a snowstorm forecast for this weekend, wishing i could bury my financial choices in that deep freeze, as if my guilt w...