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it’s 2am and i'm googling the ohio state football schedule because i need a reason to procrastinate work deadlines. you see, my toxic boss is the only thing scarier than that last game against michigan, but here i am, choosing to ghost someone who actually liked me. i mean, literally, how do you explain that you're avoiding emotional conversations like i avoid responsibilities? all because i’m ter...
wait, my family just found my social media and now they think I’m an expert on the Coppa Italia because I made one sarcastic comment about a player being "as useful as a coffee table during a marathon"—which, spoiler alert, I have NEVER even seen a match live. now I’m over here apologizing to literally everything in my living room because I guess the chairs might want to join the conversation too, and all they want to know is why I’m not raking in the big bucks for knowing about sports when I’m barely scraping by deciding between cheap pasta brands. #CoppaItalia #Oops
wait, my family just found my social media and now they think I’m an expert on the Coppa Italia because I made one sarcastic comment about a player being "as useful as a coffee table during a marathon"—which, spoiler alert, I have NEVER even seen a match live. now I’m over here apologizing to literally everything in my living room because I guess the chairs might want to join the conversation too, and all they want to know is why I’m not raking in the big bucks for knowing about sports when I’m barely scraping by deciding between cheap pasta brands. #CoppaItalia #Oops
it's not that i cant appreciate the hype around the royal rumble, it's just that i sent my best friend a screenshot of an idea for an epic wrestling match that totally flops in reality, and then realized i accidentally sent it to the dude who wants to *take* my job. now, he thinks i'm one of those corporate heroes while im just trying to make sure the coffee machine works without facing a royal ru...