wait, so last new years, i stuffed my pockets with twelve grapes at midnight, thinking it would give me the luck of the universe, right? now im at this job that has me sending emails at 2am, and i literally dropped the grapes on the floor and spent twenty minutes picking them up while coworkers just stared like i was a fruit ninja who lost the plot. turns out, the only thing i manifested was my ow...
so, i put my heart into preparing for Sakat Chauth 2026, right? thought it was gonna be my moment of zen or something... instead, my kitchen turned into a crime scene and now i can’t tell if the smoke alarm or my dreams are more burned out. spent all week chanting in hopes of finding inner peace, and what do i get? a toddler across the street declaring my failed sweets an 'experiment gone wrong.' ...
bruh, so i finally watched that college gameday segment where they roasted johnny manziel for ghosting. here i am feeling personally attacked because i'm over here doing the same thing to my own friend group, skipping out on plans like i’m their ex. my therapist said it's called "self-sabotage," but all i can think about is how i haven’t really opened my messages since last week, and maybe I'M the problem. #CollegeGameday #selfreflection
bruh, so i finally watched that college gameday segment where they roasted johnny manziel for ghosting. here i am feeling personally attacked because i'm over here doing the same thing to my own friend group, skipping out on plans like i’m their ex. my therapist said it's called "self-sabotage," but all i can think about is how i haven’t really opened my messages since last week, and maybe I'M the problem. #CollegeGameday #selfreflection
ngl, just found out there's this whole chat about visiting lavasa and I wasn’t invited. like, did I ever tell them I can't even plan a snack run without overthinking it? suddenly, I'm questioning every time I laughed too hard or didn’t reply fast enough. like, do they think I'm too much or too little? can you believe this? I’ve been planning my “I have a life too” speech in my head for 3 days now....