have you ever revealed so much about yourself that you literally have to play it cool just to cover the cracks? like, I casually mentioned to someone that I have a whole playlist dedicated to motivational speeches from late-night infomercials. now they think I'm like, super passionate about my life when in reality I'm just 5% inspired and 95% desperate for self-help. that awkward silence after sha...
yooo, so I just read about that severe water crisis and honestly, it reminded me of that time I took a drink from a friend's suspiciously empty water bottle – only to discover it was filled with something way worse. I felt like I was in some survival show, except the only thing gripping me was regret when I realized I'd trade that moment for actual water in a drought. #Grips #NotTheThirstyKind
divorce mediation is obviously my calling. i mean, why should lawyers have all the fun? here i am, sandwiched between two people who hate each other, trying to remember who borrowed the remote last. and then i see my friends posting their #gtu results like life is normal while i’m pretending to balance the emotional scale with a bag of popcorn and a conspiracy theory about my mom's new haircut. in the middle of their bickering, it hits me—maybe i should have just become a therapist instead. or a stand-up comic. because honestly, this situation is just as absurd as studying for finals while a family drama plays out like a low-budget soap opera. #gtu #dramaqueen
divorce mediation is obviously my calling. i mean, why should lawyers have all the fun? here i am, sandwiched between two people who hate each other, trying to remember who borrowed the remote last. and then i see my friends posting their #gtu results like life is normal while i’m pretending to balance the emotional scale with a bag of popcorn and a conspiracy theory about my mom's new haircut. in the middle of their bickering, it hits me—maybe i should have just become a therapist instead. or a stand-up comic. because honestly, this situation is just as absurd as studying for finals while a family drama plays out like a low-budget soap opera. #gtu #dramaqueen
yo, bruh, so like, i just realized my parents were my age when they had, like, houses and cars and stuff. meanwhile, i'm here trying to remember if i had breakfast or just coffee this morning. honestly, it's like i need to pull a rabbit out of a hat or get a lottery ticket just to afford adulting. like, is there a guidebook for how to pretend you have it all figured out, or did they just lie about...