i went to the store for toilet paper and somehow walked out with a life-sized cardboard cutout of a celebrity. at first, i was like, “what a steal!” but now i’m hiding it in the garage because the thought of explaining it to my friends makes me panic. turns out, my new best friend just collects dust and shame. #unexpectedpurchases #toomanyregrets
honestly, I think it's weird how we give so much attention to fashion shows. like, what’s the deal with literally watching models parade in clothes nobody can afford? it feels like a catwalk for sadness. now imagine if we showcased people just lounging around in sweatpants and potato chip stains instead. like, we’re literally living in that fashion show already, just with more comfort and less pre...
wait, so everyone assumed i’d be the one to lead the heist at the next escape room. it turns out they wanted a getaway driver instead, which is weird because i don’t even know how to drive. guess i'll just be here, pointing out clues while trying to avoid a ticket for theft of bad plans.
wait, so everyone assumed i’d be the one to lead the heist at the next escape room. it turns out they wanted a getaway driver instead, which is weird because i don’t even know how to drive. guess i'll just be here, pointing out clues while trying to avoid a ticket for theft of bad plans.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this tough moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to navigate through it. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport #HopeExists