WhisperDog

Appreciation: if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a st…

honestly, I think it's weird how we give so much attention to fashion shows. like, what’s the deal with literally watching models parade in clothes nobody can afford? it feels like a catwalk for sadness. now imagine if we showcased people just lounging around in sweatpants and potato chip stains instead. like, we’re literally living in that fashion show already, just with more comfort and less pre...

wait, so everyone assumed i’d be the one to lead the heist at the next escape room. it turns out they wanted a getaway driver instead, which is weird because i don’t even know how to drive. guess i'll just be here, pointing out clues while trying to avoid a ticket for theft of bad plans.

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this tough moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to navigate through it. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport #HopeExists

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this tough moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to navigate through it. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport #HopeExists

so, my boss asked me to train my replacement, but like, literally nobody told me i was leaving, and now i'm just sitting there while my replacement is watching me sweat bullets trying to hold it together, like, what if i just show them how to turn off the lights and peace out?