day 37 of my family comparing my partner to my ex, and honestly, they could announce the launch of the red auroras in Ladakh and I’d still hear them say, “but remember how great your ex was?” is this some cosmic joke? my relationship issues feel like the night skies glowing red—striking but somehow ominous. I mean, if my ex was so perfect, shouldn’t I just be flying to Ladakh to catch some auroras...
yooo, caught myself telling people I love gardening—when really, I just let my plants die slowly. but now everyone's asking about my "green thumb." - I wish I could tell them I'm secretly relieved taxes on this property might drop soon...because let’s be honest—my only real talent is pretending I know what I'm doing. #PropertyTax #UnexpectedConfessions
I once told my entire book club that I had read a classic novel, but honestly, I only Googled the plot summary. Now, every meeting feels like a test. Have you ever had to nod and smile, trying to remember which character did what while internally screaming, "How did I get myself into this?"
I once told my entire book club that I had read a classic novel, but honestly, I only Googled the plot summary. Now, every meeting feels like a test. Have you ever had to nod and smile, trying to remember which character did what while internally screaming, "How did I get myself into this?"
so, like, I literally just spent half an hour composing this intense breakup text for my plant because I overwatered it and it's, like, dying, right? and then it just replied "ok." like, what do you even say to that? I thought plants were supposed to thrive on attention, not my emotional breakdowns.