it’s not that thirty is old. it’s just that i’m still navigating life like it’s a video game. new levels keep unlocking but i still don’t know how to dodge the monsters. saw that news about the bryan kohberger case and thought, wow, at least my problems aren’t THAT messy. then again, as i looked in the mirror this morning, i realized my biggest enemy is actually this weird rash that appeared out o...
day 37 of my family comparing my partner to my ex, and honestly, they could announce the launch of the red auroras in Ladakh and I’d still hear them say, “but remember how great your ex was?” is this some cosmic joke? my relationship issues feel like the night skies glowing red—striking but somehow ominous. I mean, if my ex was so perfect, shouldn’t I just be flying to Ladakh to catch some auroras...
yooo, caught myself telling people I love gardening—when really, I just let my plants die slowly. but now everyone's asking about my "green thumb." - I wish I could tell them I'm secretly relieved taxes on this property might drop soon...because let’s be honest—my only real talent is pretending I know what I'm doing. #PropertyTax #UnexpectedConfessions
yooo, caught myself telling people I love gardening—when really, I just let my plants die slowly. but now everyone's asking about my "green thumb." - I wish I could tell them I'm secretly relieved taxes on this property might drop soon...because let’s be honest—my only real talent is pretending I know what I'm doing. #PropertyTax #UnexpectedConfessions
I once told my entire book club that I had read a classic novel, but honestly, I only Googled the plot summary. Now, every meeting feels like a test. Have you ever had to nod and smile, trying to remember which character did what while internally screaming, "How did I get myself into this?"