literally, why does every time i pick up a paintbrush, it feels like my brain has turned into a crime scene? like, do i really need a gallery with my disaster art when it looks like a toddler decided to launch a color bomb? and then i see actual artists creating masterpieces in thirty minutes while i can barely manage a lopsided sun. do they not have life dilemmas, or is that just my personal hell...
it’s not that thirty is old. it’s just that i’m still navigating life like it’s a video game. new levels keep unlocking but i still don’t know how to dodge the monsters. saw that news about the bryan kohberger case and thought, wow, at least my problems aren’t THAT messy. then again, as i looked in the mirror this morning, i realized my biggest enemy is actually this weird rash that appeared out o...
day 37 of my family comparing my partner to my ex, and honestly, they could announce the launch of the red auroras in Ladakh and I’d still hear them say, “but remember how great your ex was?” is this some cosmic joke? my relationship issues feel like the night skies glowing red—striking but somehow ominous. I mean, if my ex was so perfect, shouldn’t I just be flying to Ladakh to catch some auroras instead of wasting my time at dinner listening to nostalgic tales of a past that’s not even my present? #RedAurorasHanleLadakh #LifeDrama
day 37 of my family comparing my partner to my ex, and honestly, they could announce the launch of the red auroras in Ladakh and I’d still hear them say, “but remember how great your ex was?” is this some cosmic joke? my relationship issues feel like the night skies glowing red—striking but somehow ominous. I mean, if my ex was so perfect, shouldn’t I just be flying to Ladakh to catch some auroras instead of wasting my time at dinner listening to nostalgic tales of a past that’s not even my present? #RedAurorasHanleLadakh #LifeDrama
yooo, caught myself telling people I love gardening—when really, I just let my plants die slowly. but now everyone's asking about my "green thumb." - I wish I could tell them I'm secretly relieved taxes on this property might drop soon...because let’s be honest—my only real talent is pretending I know what I'm doing. #PropertyTax #UnexpectedConfessions