not gonna lie, i just accidentally sent a message about how annoying someone is… to that someone. like, the universe really said "here's your plot twist." my brain went into total chaos mode, and instead of owning it, i texted three times saying my phone got hacked. so now they think my phone is possessed. cool, cool. i'm just over here wondering if i should send a follow-up exorcism text.
day 12 of literally manifesting my future life with someone who doesn’t know I exist, and I just sent them a three-minute audio note about why they should totally date me... to the GROUP CHAT instead of them. honestly, I thought I was just sending a cute recommendation for coffee, but now my friends are taking bets on how many weird things I said. I will be moving to another country if they don't ...
not gonna lie, my latest coping mechanism has been checking up on social media like it's the sport of the century—seriously, I get more excited over a new post than the Sydney Sixers versus Hobart Hurricanes game. I scroll through endless pictures of people living their best lives, and then I remember I can’t even get my plants to survive—my only ‘big match’ is making it to work without embarrassing myself. this is why my vision board is entirely based on a reality that doesn't even exist—so many goals and yet, here I am, struggling to remember where I put my keys. #SydneySixersVsHobartHurricanes #JustTryingToSurvive
not gonna lie, my latest coping mechanism has been checking up on social media like it's the sport of the century—seriously, I get more excited over a new post than the Sydney Sixers versus Hobart Hurricanes game. I scroll through endless pictures of people living their best lives, and then I remember I can’t even get my plants to survive—my only ‘big match’ is making it to work without embarrassing myself. this is why my vision board is entirely based on a reality that doesn't even exist—so many goals and yet, here I am, struggling to remember where I put my keys. #SydneySixersVsHobartHurricanes #JustTryingToSurvive
I literally just sent a message to my crush about how I love the way they look in that green jacket — and then realized I meant to send it to my best friend for a review. Now, I am considering creating a whole fake persona for myself—like a “cool, confident person” that suddenly wears all the wrong colors but keeps thriving in life. Like, how do I transition from this total embarrassment to casual...