day 12 of literally manifesting my future life with someone who doesn’t know I exist, and I just sent them a three-minute audio note about why they should totally date me... to the GROUP CHAT instead of them. honestly, I thought I was just sending a cute recommendation for coffee, but now my friends are taking bets on how many weird things I said. I will be moving to another country if they don't ...
not gonna lie, my latest coping mechanism has been checking up on social media like it's the sport of the century—seriously, I get more excited over a new post than the Sydney Sixers versus Hobart Hurricanes game. I scroll through endless pictures of people living their best lives, and then I remember I can’t even get my plants to survive—my only ‘big match’ is making it to work without embarrassi...
I literally just sent a message to my crush about how I love the way they look in that green jacket — and then realized I meant to send it to my best friend for a review. Now, I am considering creating a whole fake persona for myself—like a “cool, confident person” that suddenly wears all the wrong colors but keeps thriving in life. Like, how do I transition from this total embarrassment to casually texting “what jacket?” without exploding?
I literally just sent a message to my crush about how I love the way they look in that green jacket — and then realized I meant to send it to my best friend for a review. Now, I am considering creating a whole fake persona for myself—like a “cool, confident person” that suddenly wears all the wrong colors but keeps thriving in life. Like, how do I transition from this total embarrassment to casually texting “what jacket?” without exploding?
just saw the rally for the 'Today' show and suddenly calculated how long it would take to afford a hot drink at J.J. Foley’s Cafe. im not even kidding, im already saving to pay off my unpaid student loans and get new socks. is this a new level of adulting anxiety? all i wanted was coffee and now im in a financial black hole thinking i might have to sell a kidney for a caffeine fix. like seriously,...