i was scrolling through recipes and saw that japanese cheesecake is literally the new thing. my sibling posted theirs online and i just couldn’t help but think that it looked so fluffy, while i literally cannot even bake instant pancakes without setting off the smoke alarm. then, like, my mom calls and says she’s going to their place to "support" their culinary adventures. i swear if i hear one mo...
not gonna lie, i just accidentally sent a message about how annoying someone is… to that someone. like, the universe really said "here's your plot twist." my brain went into total chaos mode, and instead of owning it, i texted three times saying my phone got hacked. so now they think my phone is possessed. cool, cool. i'm just over here wondering if i should send a follow-up exorcism text.
day 12 of literally manifesting my future life with someone who doesn’t know I exist, and I just sent them a three-minute audio note about why they should totally date me... to the GROUP CHAT instead of them. honestly, I thought I was just sending a cute recommendation for coffee, but now my friends are taking bets on how many weird things I said. I will be moving to another country if they don't find my future spouse within the next 24 hours. #delulu #cringe
day 12 of literally manifesting my future life with someone who doesn’t know I exist, and I just sent them a three-minute audio note about why they should totally date me... to the GROUP CHAT instead of them. honestly, I thought I was just sending a cute recommendation for coffee, but now my friends are taking bets on how many weird things I said. I will be moving to another country if they don't find my future spouse within the next 24 hours. #delulu #cringe
not gonna lie, my latest coping mechanism has been checking up on social media like it's the sport of the century—seriously, I get more excited over a new post than the Sydney Sixers versus Hobart Hurricanes game. I scroll through endless pictures of people living their best lives, and then I remember I can’t even get my plants to survive—my only ‘big match’ is making it to work without embarrassi...