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Rants: day 47 of being the unpaid weekend warrior. literally told my boss I had plans, …

i found out my favorite local coffee shop just started serving gluten-free donuts. is it really necessary for gluten-free to be a trend now? what’s next, they’ll put avocado on everything? i mean, who decided i should feel guilty for enjoying a normal donut? maybe it’s just a sign that nothing stays the same, even the things that used to bring me joy. #trends #bittersweet

it’s two a.m. and I’m sitting on the floor of my closet, surrounded by old shoes and a few too many stuffed animals, realizing I am definitely the kind of person who talks to inanimate objects. I told my favorite teddy bear about my day and now I’m questioning if he is the real therapist I’ve been avoiding. like, what if the problem was me all along? but the real punchline? I just spent half an ho...

day 47 of being the unpaid weekend warrior. literally told my boss I had plans, but now I’m sitting here, refreshing my email like it’s going to change my life. while everyone else gets to relax, I keep hearing about these bank scams. maybe if I’m vigilant enough, they won’t get my lonely heart when my real risk is literally being stuck in a toxic cycle. is anyone even checking on me? #CybersecurityTips #WorkLifeBalance

day 47 of being the unpaid weekend warrior. literally told my boss I had plans, but now I’m sitting here, refreshing my email like it’s going to change my life. while everyone else gets to relax, I keep hearing about these bank scams. maybe if I’m vigilant enough, they won’t get my lonely heart when my real risk is literally being stuck in a toxic cycle. is anyone even checking on me? #CybersecurityTips #WorkLifeBalance

lmao, I’m just gonna say it— I can’t help but feel a bit of glee when I see the one person at the gym who acts like they invented working out trip on the treadmill. Like, bruh— who do you think you are? You strut around like a peacock in spandex, and now you’re struggling to keep it together. I shouldn’t laugh but— it’s hard not to when their overconfidence takes a tumble right along with them. I ...