it’s two a.m. and I’m sitting on the floor of my closet, surrounded by old shoes and a few too many stuffed animals, realizing I am definitely the kind of person who talks to inanimate objects. I told my favorite teddy bear about my day and now I’m questioning if he is the real therapist I’ve been avoiding. like, what if the problem was me all along? but the real punchline? I just spent half an ho...
day 47 of being the unpaid weekend warrior. literally told my boss I had plans, but now I’m sitting here, refreshing my email like it’s going to change my life. while everyone else gets to relax, I keep hearing about these bank scams. maybe if I’m vigilant enough, they won’t get my lonely heart when my real risk is literally being stuck in a toxic cycle. is anyone even checking on me? #Cybersecuri...
lmao, I’m just gonna say it— I can’t help but feel a bit of glee when I see the one person at the gym who acts like they invented working out trip on the treadmill. Like, bruh— who do you think you are? You strut around like a peacock in spandex, and now you’re struggling to keep it together. I shouldn’t laugh but— it’s hard not to when their overconfidence takes a tumble right along with them. I know it’s petty, but sometimes it feels good to see that even the self-proclaimed 'fitness gods' have their off days.
lmao, I’m just gonna say it— I can’t help but feel a bit of glee when I see the one person at the gym who acts like they invented working out trip on the treadmill. Like, bruh— who do you think you are? You strut around like a peacock in spandex, and now you’re struggling to keep it together. I shouldn’t laugh but— it’s hard not to when their overconfidence takes a tumble right along with them. I know it’s petty, but sometimes it feels good to see that even the self-proclaimed 'fitness gods' have their off days.
literally everyone is getting married and moving on, while I am still stuck figuring myself out. it's so exhausting watching my exes, who couldn’t even tie their shoelaces in high school, live these picture-perfect lives. I mean, honestly, I'm just here debating if I should binge another series or finally clean my closet. like, who knew the ultimate romantic plot twist would be me getting ghosted ...