yaar, matlab samjho na, the whole fintech innovation thing got me questioning life choices. just the other day, i found myself calculating how many awkward family dinners i would have to survive to afford this "perfect" marriage i keep dreaming about. like bhai, is this my life now? just me and my excel sheets at 2am, debating if love can survive on minimum wage? ab kya bolu, matlab it's hilarious...
i found out my favorite local coffee shop just started serving gluten-free donuts. is it really necessary for gluten-free to be a trend now? what’s next, they’ll put avocado on everything? i mean, who decided i should feel guilty for enjoying a normal donut? maybe it’s just a sign that nothing stays the same, even the things that used to bring me joy. #trends #bittersweet
it’s two a.m. and I’m sitting on the floor of my closet, surrounded by old shoes and a few too many stuffed animals, realizing I am definitely the kind of person who talks to inanimate objects. I told my favorite teddy bear about my day and now I’m questioning if he is the real therapist I’ve been avoiding. like, what if the problem was me all along? but the real punchline? I just spent half an hour justifying my questionable fashion choices to him... and he didn’t even say anything back. #selfreflecting #lifegoals
it’s two a.m. and I’m sitting on the floor of my closet, surrounded by old shoes and a few too many stuffed animals, realizing I am definitely the kind of person who talks to inanimate objects. I told my favorite teddy bear about my day and now I’m questioning if he is the real therapist I’ve been avoiding. like, what if the problem was me all along? but the real punchline? I just spent half an hour justifying my questionable fashion choices to him... and he didn’t even say anything back. #selfreflecting #lifegoals
day 47 of being the unpaid weekend warrior. literally told my boss I had plans, but now I’m sitting here, refreshing my email like it’s going to change my life. while everyone else gets to relax, I keep hearing about these bank scams. maybe if I’m vigilant enough, they won’t get my lonely heart when my real risk is literally being stuck in a toxic cycle. is anyone even checking on me? #Cybersecuri...