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Rants: bruh, just walked into work to find my coworker claiming MY project like it’s a …

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this is a season, and the storms you are facing will eventually pass, revealing clearer skies ahead. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport

ok but I just found myself googling "what do hedge mazes look like" because I thought it would impress my favorite historian on a documentary I watched. like, who needs to ask their parents when you can spiral into a rabbit hole about geometric shrubbery and its cultural significance? I need to get a grip on my delusions…

bruh, just walked into work to find my coworker claiming MY project like it’s a rare collectible, and honestly, now I am manifesting the day they’ll get hit by a metaphorical bus of karma—while I’m over here thinking maybe I should start a personal blog chronicling my wild journey to become a renowned artist… from the dark void of the break room—last time I brought a snack, my soul left my body. #Odisha #DramaQueen

bruh, just walked into work to find my coworker claiming MY project like it’s a rare collectible, and honestly, now I am manifesting the day they’ll get hit by a metaphorical bus of karma—while I’m over here thinking maybe I should start a personal blog chronicling my wild journey to become a renowned artist… from the dark void of the break room—last time I brought a snack, my soul left my body. #Odisha #DramaQueen

literally spent an hour creating a whole fan page dedicated to my crush's dog. found out they have an entire fan account for their favorite player, zac robinson. in a fit of jealousy, I DM'd them an unsolicited manifesto on why dog owners are better than football fans. they read it and left me on delivered. now I'm contemplating life decisions while their dog follows me back. #ZacRobinson #Awkward...