Advice: if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this is a season, and t…

i just bought a decorative salad bowl on sale that i definitely don’t need, because it was "limited edition." checked my stocks after. S&P 500 futures are soaring while i am sitting here crying over a bowl for a salad that i will never make. what am i doing with my life? #Sampp500Futures #bowlconfessions

just saw that it's supposed to snow, and now everyone's freaking out about stockpiling snacks and candles. meanwhile, my childhood neighbor, who i used to build snow forts with, just walked right past me like i'm a ghost. did they really just forget all those epic snowball fights? it feels like the weather is the least of my problems now. it’s like we have two different realities; one where i’m st...

ok but I just found myself googling "what do hedge mazes look like" because I thought it would impress my favorite historian on a documentary I watched. like, who needs to ask their parents when you can spiral into a rabbit hole about geometric shrubbery and its cultural significance? I need to get a grip on my delusions…