literally just realized all the adults were pretending to know what they were doing — like, did no one else notice that we are all just winging it? who decided that sprinkling salt into everything would solve life’s problems? if anyone says “adulting is hard” one more time, I might actually ask them if they know what they're doing at all.
I am convinced that the pigeons in my city have formed a covert intelligence agency. I saw one taking notes while perched on a lamp post. Then I found out they are probably relaying messages to my neighbor, who just got a delivery of twenty five pounds of birdseed. If these feathered spies end up exposing my secret love for peanut butter on pancakes, we are going to have a problem.
the way that i am supposed to mentor someone while i still need help deciding what to have for breakfast is BEYOND me. i mean, i can't even pick out a shirt without overthinking the color palette for THREE HOURS. now they’re asking me about career advice while i’m just here pondering if this unseasonably chilly weather in chennai means it’s time for layers or if that’s too much for my minimalist aesthetic. i can barely manage my own life. what do you want me to say? stay confused? #ChennaiTemperature #HelpMe
the way that i am supposed to mentor someone while i still need help deciding what to have for breakfast is BEYOND me. i mean, i can't even pick out a shirt without overthinking the color palette for THREE HOURS. now they’re asking me about career advice while i’m just here pondering if this unseasonably chilly weather in chennai means it’s time for layers or if that’s too much for my minimalist aesthetic. i can barely manage my own life. what do you want me to say? stay confused? #ChennaiTemperature #HelpMe
last night, I discovered I got sorted into the "awkward acquaintances" side of my friend group war. they’re all bonding over trauma while I’m over here pretending I don’t still have my barista's drink order memorized. how did I end up rooting for team “we just wave at each other”? is this what adult friendships look like? at least my secret love life is still flourishing in my mind. #friendgroupdr...