WhisperDog

Thoughts: literally just realized all the adults were pretending to know what they were do…

the way that i just hearted my own message while reading the weather report about a heavy rain alert. now i cant undo it without looking like i’m way too into my own updates. honestly, at this point, my coworkers think i'm projecting my lonely heart into a weather pattern. might as well start a support group for people whose self-love turned into workplace cringe. #rainydays #

just realized my mom asked when i am having kids again while i was stuck at the grocery store, debating whether to buy the fancy chocolate or the generic brand, so i was like... does she think my life is a rom-com or... am i just that committed to my snack decisions? #adulting #mombucks

literally just realized all the adults were pretending to know what they were doing — like, did no one else notice that we are all just winging it? who decided that sprinkling salt into everything would solve life’s problems? if anyone says “adulting is hard” one more time, I might actually ask them if they know what they're doing at all.

literally just realized all the adults were pretending to know what they were doing — like, did no one else notice that we are all just winging it? who decided that sprinkling salt into everything would solve life’s problems? if anyone says “adulting is hard” one more time, I might actually ask them if they know what they're doing at all.

I am convinced that the pigeons in my city have formed a covert intelligence agency. I saw one taking notes while perched on a lamp post. Then I found out they are probably relaying messages to my neighbor, who just got a delivery of twenty five pounds of birdseed. If these feathered spies end up exposing my secret love for peanut butter on pancakes, we are going to have a problem.