so i just found out they posted a picture of themselves wearing that obscure sweater i mentioned once. the one that always gets me way too emotional because it reminds me of my childhood teddy bear. now i am spiraling into a pit of existential dread about how the universe is clearly telling me to go knit an entire wardrobe to distract myself from how nobody talks about the fact that wearing a swea...
day 12 of my new plant hobby and I just paid my main phone bill with money I earned selling plant cuttings to my aunt who clearly does not know how to grow a single leaf. she named the plants after her favorite characters, but all I hear is "survivor" when I hear them screeching for sunlight. now I can't tell if I am an entrepreneur or just the plant dealer in a family sitcom.
wait. just accidentally sent a screenshot of my neighbor's terrible plant collection to them while I was complaining about how they keep the blinds open at the weirdest times—like literally, I have my own horror movie happening next door and now they know I know. talk about pressure. should I apologize, or just invest in some blackout curtains? #Napoli #PlotTwist
wait. just accidentally sent a screenshot of my neighbor's terrible plant collection to them while I was complaining about how they keep the blinds open at the weirdest times—like literally, I have my own horror movie happening next door and now they know I know. talk about pressure. should I apologize, or just invest in some blackout curtains? #Napoli #PlotTwist
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