the way that my side hustle, which started as a joke, now funds my addiction to weird candles. i literally cannot afford rent but my apartment smells like a tropical rainforest with a hint of vanilla. this is adulthood in the era of essential oils.
literally just found out my coworker forwarded my "confidential" message to the entire team. now everyone knows I asked for a casual Friday just so I could wear my unicorn slippers. great. can’t wait to see my boss’s face when I bring them to the next meeting. #RadhaSubramanyam #worklife
so i just found out they posted a picture of themselves wearing that obscure sweater i mentioned once. the one that always gets me way too emotional because it reminds me of my childhood teddy bear. now i am spiraling into a pit of existential dread about how the universe is clearly telling me to go knit an entire wardrobe to distract myself from how nobody talks about the fact that wearing a sweater brings two people together while i am here googling the metaphysical implications of it all. who knew sweaters had the power to cause romantic whirlwinds while i sit here in my laundry pile like a discarded sock on the floor?
so i just found out they posted a picture of themselves wearing that obscure sweater i mentioned once. the one that always gets me way too emotional because it reminds me of my childhood teddy bear. now i am spiraling into a pit of existential dread about how the universe is clearly telling me to go knit an entire wardrobe to distract myself from how nobody talks about the fact that wearing a sweater brings two people together while i am here googling the metaphysical implications of it all. who knew sweaters had the power to cause romantic whirlwinds while i sit here in my laundry pile like a discarded sock on the floor?
day 12 of my new plant hobby and I just paid my main phone bill with money I earned selling plant cuttings to my aunt who clearly does not know how to grow a single leaf. she named the plants after her favorite characters, but all I hear is "survivor" when I hear them screeching for sunlight. now I can't tell if I am an entrepreneur or just the plant dealer in a family sitcom.