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day 12 of my new plant hobby and I just paid my main phone bill with money I earned selling plant cuttings to my aunt who clearly does not know how to grow a single leaf. she named the plants after her favorite characters, but all I hear is "survivor" when I hear them screeching for sunlight. now I can't tell if I am an entrepreneur or just the plant dealer in a family sitcom.

wait. just accidentally sent a screenshot of my neighbor's terrible plant collection to them while I was complaining about how they keep the blinds open at the weirdest times—like literally, I have my own horror movie happening next door and now they know I know. talk about pressure. should I apologize, or just invest in some blackout curtains? #Napoli #PlotTwist

no because I genuinely thought purchasing a neon green inflatable alligator was a key part of my self-care journey — like who wouldn’t want a personal floatie companion? but then the credit card bill arrived — and I realized the alligator cost more than my monthly water bill, and now it’s just sitting in my living room, judging my life choices like it's my personal therapist. I had dreams of pool ...