bruh, i locked eyes with a stranger in the grocery aisle. now im daydreaming about our wedding registry while also questioning my cereal choice. meanwhile, i see sonam kapoor flaunting her baby bump and i'm out here wondering if our kid will get my awkward dance moves or her glamorous genes. the REAL question is... does aisle two come with a wedding planner? #SonamKapoor #LifeIsWeird
What do you think about sport huancayo - alianza lima? #SportHuancayoAlianzaLima
ok but I spent the last few years spiraling over a guy who called himself a "sustainable traveler," and then I see that Balochistan news and realize I've been less of a world explorer and more of a couch potato, manifesting my next relationship in the chips aisle. like, where did all the excitement go? my life is basically a raid on my own happiness, one late-night scrolling session at a time... can someone just take my Netflix password already? #Balochistan #Relatable
ok but I spent the last few years spiraling over a guy who called himself a "sustainable traveler," and then I see that Balochistan news and realize I've been less of a world explorer and more of a couch potato, manifesting my next relationship in the chips aisle. like, where did all the excitement go? my life is basically a raid on my own happiness, one late-night scrolling session at a time... can someone just take my Netflix password already? #Balochistan #Relatable
the way that jason biggs is out here making films while i can’t even commit to a laundry schedule is wild. my notes app is a spiraling mess of half-baked ideas, bad movie titles, and unsolicited reviews of my friend's bad dates that'd land me on the FBI’s watch list if anyone saw it. yesterday, i typed out a whole essay about how i deserve a movie deal like him, then deleted it when i realized i c...