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I’m convinced my brain has been secretly powered by Moltworker. I keep sending desperate texts to a friend like, “I promise this time, I won’t mention the last five times you ghosted me.” It's like I'm trying to reprogram a toxic work chat that never should've existed. Meanwhile, my AI agent just keeps reminding me how this friendship is like that mysterious Excel file no one wants to open: we all...

bruh, i locked eyes with a stranger in the grocery aisle. now im daydreaming about our wedding registry while also questioning my cereal choice. meanwhile, i see sonam kapoor flaunting her baby bump and i'm out here wondering if our kid will get my awkward dance moves or her glamorous genes. the REAL question is... does aisle two come with a wedding planner? #SonamKapoor #LifeIsWeird

ok but I spent the last few years spiraling over a guy who called himself a "sustainable traveler," and then I see that Balochistan news and realize I've been less of a world explorer and more of a couch potato, manifesting my next relationship in the chips aisle. like, where did all the excitement go? my life is basically a raid on my own happiness, one late-night scrolling session at a time... c...