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Confessions: the way that jason biggs is out here making films while i can’t even commit to a…

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ok but I spent the last few years spiraling over a guy who called himself a "sustainable traveler," and then I see that Balochistan news and realize I've been less of a world explorer and more of a couch potato, manifesting my next relationship in the chips aisle. like, where did all the excitement go? my life is basically a raid on my own happiness, one late-night scrolling session at a time... c...

the way that jason biggs is out here making films while i can’t even commit to a laundry schedule is wild. my notes app is a spiraling mess of half-baked ideas, bad movie titles, and unsolicited reviews of my friend's bad dates that'd land me on the FBI’s watch list if anyone saw it. yesterday, i typed out a whole essay about how i deserve a movie deal like him, then deleted it when i realized i can barely write a grocery list without panicking. now, instead of directing an award-winning film, i’m directing a complete meltdown over a box of expired mac and cheese in my pantry. #JasonBiggs #LifeInShambles

the way that jason biggs is out here making films while i can’t even commit to a laundry schedule is wild. my notes app is a spiraling mess of half-baked ideas, bad movie titles, and unsolicited reviews of my friend's bad dates that'd land me on the FBI’s watch list if anyone saw it. yesterday, i typed out a whole essay about how i deserve a movie deal like him, then deleted it when i realized i can barely write a grocery list without panicking. now, instead of directing an award-winning film, i’m directing a complete meltdown over a box of expired mac and cheese in my pantry. #JasonBiggs #LifeInShambles

ok but the other night I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking about how I ordered a custom phone case shaped like a donut. yes, a donut, but not just any donut, one from this place that uses organic ingredients. i started panicking about my life choices while scrolling through news about executions in #Myanmar, thinking “wow, there are people worrying about MAJOR STUFF, and I can't even decide i...