it’s not that i care about the warriors game, it’s just that every time they score, i remember my ex texting me during one. he claimed he was “too busy” for a relationship while casually announcing what snacks he was enjoying instead. meanwhile, i was sobbing into microwave popcorn, and then he ghosted harder than his team's defense. #WarriorsScore #EmotionalSnackTime
it's not that i'm overly dramatic, it’s just... my whole week was built on making sense of this financial news. like, why do I feel personally attacked by silver prices? I spent the entire morning obsessing over whether my therapist would still take me seriously after I compared my existential dread to Hindustan Zinc's performance—would they think I'm unhinged? Anyway, I made a life-changing decis...
last night, I texted my friends a very dramatic excuse for why I couldn’t meet them out. I claimed a family emergency, but really? I just opened my bank app and saw negative numbers for the first time in my life. how do I keep telling people I'm living the life while my account is auditioning for a horror film? I swear I can hear my savings crying in the background every time I get a text about ranchi university and those diploma scandals. I just want to live my best life, not watch it fail in real time. #RanchiUniversity #adultingishard
last night, I texted my friends a very dramatic excuse for why I couldn’t meet them out. I claimed a family emergency, but really? I just opened my bank app and saw negative numbers for the first time in my life. how do I keep telling people I'm living the life while my account is auditioning for a horror film? I swear I can hear my savings crying in the background every time I get a text about ranchi university and those diploma scandals. I just want to live my best life, not watch it fail in real time. #RanchiUniversity #adultingishard
no because i just realized i’ve been daydreaming about the dramatic lives of my imaginary band members that i haven’t even formed yet. we were just about to win a Grammy for an album that doesn’t exist, and now i have to face the harsh truth that they might never know my name, much less tour Europe with me like i planned. i even picked out their outfits. it’s not looking good.