yooo, so i just learned that playing the flute in my local park won't exactly lead to an audience of enchanted fairies but more like a bunch of confused squirrels staring at me. after 20 minutes of serenading the trees, i spotted an actual couple walking by, whispered sweet nothings to each other, and then cringed harder than my neighbor's karaoke night. they probably thought my song was an obscur...
yooo, just found out about the "toxic release date" thing. meanwhile, i just realized i spent the last three years playing Stardew Valley while my actual crops in life have withered away. not a single job application in sight, but my farm is thriving. now, i'm over here looking at my gaming stats like they are my life achievements. guess we’ll see how that goes. #ToxicReleaseDate #CrisisMode
it’s not that i care about the warriors game, it’s just that every time they score, i remember my ex texting me during one. he claimed he was “too busy” for a relationship while casually announcing what snacks he was enjoying instead. meanwhile, i was sobbing into microwave popcorn, and then he ghosted harder than his team's defense. #WarriorsScore #EmotionalSnackTime
it’s not that i care about the warriors game, it’s just that every time they score, i remember my ex texting me during one. he claimed he was “too busy” for a relationship while casually announcing what snacks he was enjoying instead. meanwhile, i was sobbing into microwave popcorn, and then he ghosted harder than his team's defense. #WarriorsScore #EmotionalSnackTime
it's not that i'm overly dramatic, it’s just... my whole week was built on making sense of this financial news. like, why do I feel personally attacked by silver prices? I spent the entire morning obsessing over whether my therapist would still take me seriously after I compared my existential dread to Hindustan Zinc's performance—would they think I'm unhinged? Anyway, I made a life-changing decis...