WhisperDog

Appreciation: no because i just realized i’ve been daydreaming about the dramatic lives of my …

it's not that i'm overly dramatic, it’s just... my whole week was built on making sense of this financial news. like, why do I feel personally attacked by silver prices? I spent the entire morning obsessing over whether my therapist would still take me seriously after I compared my existential dread to Hindustan Zinc's performance—would they think I'm unhinged? Anyway, I made a life-changing decis...

last night, I texted my friends a very dramatic excuse for why I couldn’t meet them out. I claimed a family emergency, but really? I just opened my bank app and saw negative numbers for the first time in my life. how do I keep telling people I'm living the life while my account is auditioning for a horror film? I swear I can hear my savings crying in the background every time I get a text about ra...

no because i just realized i’ve been daydreaming about the dramatic lives of my imaginary band members that i haven’t even formed yet. we were just about to win a Grammy for an album that doesn’t exist, and now i have to face the harsh truth that they might never know my name, much less tour Europe with me like i planned. i even picked out their outfits. it’s not looking good.

no because i just realized i’ve been daydreaming about the dramatic lives of my imaginary band members that i haven’t even formed yet. we were just about to win a Grammy for an album that doesn’t exist, and now i have to face the harsh truth that they might never know my name, much less tour Europe with me like i planned. i even picked out their outfits. it’s not looking good.

just realized my friends have a whole book club without me. apparently they love discussing plots while i was over here trying to remember the difference between a paperback and a hardback. can’t even join the conversation, i’m just sitting in the corner with my library card like a lost puppy while they all look like characters in a Netflix series. someone pray for me because i just bought a book ...