bruh, just accidentally sent a text talking about "andrew sprague" to him. like, imagine your crush gets a front-row seat to your entire rant about his bad decision-making in a fantasy league. now i'm stuck wondering if he’ll think i’m “hilarious” or just creepily obsessed with people who aren't even my friends. who’s the real fool here? #AndrewSprague #LifeIsAwkward
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just realized today i turned down a chance to be on a local radio show. then i saw my neighbor, who never talks to me, live streaming from it. they had their cat wearing tiny headphones, acting like a superstar. i can’t help but wonder if they had a moment where they forgot my name or the time we were at that awkward block party… where i enthusiastically waved at them while they were totally staring at their phone.
just realized today i turned down a chance to be on a local radio show. then i saw my neighbor, who never talks to me, live streaming from it. they had their cat wearing tiny headphones, acting like a superstar. i can’t help but wonder if they had a moment where they forgot my name or the time we were at that awkward block party… where i enthusiastically waved at them while they were totally staring at their phone.
wait, so i had a whole speech prepared for the day my houseplants inevitably become sentient and demand more sunlight, and now they are just… wilting in silence. nobody even thought to warn me this might happen. #notreadyforplantdeath #overpreparedagain