last night, my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend." my brain short-circuited. I literally panicked and started imagining how my 'friend' would look in a football jersey while crying into my ice cream later. I’ve had moments that are awkward but this felt like going bankrupt with a luxury yacht—why is it SO extravagant? now I'm left overthinking if I should start budgeting for emot...
so, I was just sitting there like, wow, air marshal nagesh kapoor sounds super important. then I remembered I Googled "how to prepare for the end of the world" last night while spiraling over my job situation. now my neighbor probably thinks I'm planning some secret military coup. I just really wanted to understand what to pack in an apocalypse bag, but now I can’t look them in the eye anymore—lik...
bruh, just accidentally sent a text talking about "andrew sprague" to him. like, imagine your crush gets a front-row seat to your entire rant about his bad decision-making in a fantasy league. now i'm stuck wondering if he’ll think i’m “hilarious” or just creepily obsessed with people who aren't even my friends. who’s the real fool here? #AndrewSprague #LifeIsAwkward
bruh, just accidentally sent a text talking about "andrew sprague" to him. like, imagine your crush gets a front-row seat to your entire rant about his bad decision-making in a fantasy league. now i'm stuck wondering if he’ll think i’m “hilarious” or just creepily obsessed with people who aren't even my friends. who’s the real fool here? #AndrewSprague #LifeIsAwkward
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