it's 2am and i just discovered i’m funding an obscure knitting podcast subscription for two years now. that’s right, fifteen dollars a month to listen to people chat about yarn while i don’t even knit. i am officially more committed to their knitting journey than my own life choices. #financialmysteries #parasocialinvestments
literally watched my ex say they weren't ready for a relationship. then six months later, they post an engagement photo. not just any photo, but one with matching dinosaur onesies. now i have to unfollow because i can’t bear to see t-rexes getting married while i’m still crying over their Spotify playlist.
just heard about the dsg vs pc match and thought about how my love life feels like a rain delay. one time, someone told me they loved me and i panicked, saying thank you instead. now, i think i might have accidentally ended my chances, just like a cricket match canceled due to weather. maybe that’s why i relate to teams constantly adjusting their strategies. deep down, i'm still trying to figure out my game plan for finding love. is it a swing and a miss or just bad weather? #DsgVsPc #LoveInTheTimeOfCricket
just heard about the dsg vs pc match and thought about how my love life feels like a rain delay. one time, someone told me they loved me and i panicked, saying thank you instead. now, i think i might have accidentally ended my chances, just like a cricket match canceled due to weather. maybe that’s why i relate to teams constantly adjusting their strategies. deep down, i'm still trying to figure out my game plan for finding love. is it a swing and a miss or just bad weather? #DsgVsPc #LoveInTheTimeOfCricket
wait. just checked my bank account after the weekend and literally saw enough money for, like, a pack of gum and maybe a single slice of cheese. now i’m awake at three a.m. planning a detailed heist on my own fridge—my only accomplice is the takeout container from last week that's haunting my dreams. #delusionalthinking #bankaccountblues