ever just look at your bank account and think, how am I supposed to pay rent when my paycheck is like a distant fantasy? my coworker just bragged about their intel stock at lunch, while I’m over here Googling “how to survive three days on instant noodles and pure despair.” I’m really contemplating asking my landlord if we can trade emotional labor for rent this month. yeah, they probably won't go ...
not gonna lie, i once sent my thoughts on banana peel philosophy to a colleague in a private message, thinking it was a meme only they would understand. instead, they thought it was groundbreaking and forwarded it to the entire team, who now actively debates the existential implications of slipping on fruit during our meetings. now i am a motivational speaker on the fragility of life, and i don’t ...
it's 2am and i just discovered i’m funding an obscure knitting podcast subscription for two years now. that’s right, fifteen dollars a month to listen to people chat about yarn while i don’t even knit. i am officially more committed to their knitting journey than my own life choices. #financialmysteries #parasocialinvestments
it's 2am and i just discovered i’m funding an obscure knitting podcast subscription for two years now. that’s right, fifteen dollars a month to listen to people chat about yarn while i don’t even knit. i am officially more committed to their knitting journey than my own life choices. #financialmysteries #parasocialinvestments
literally watched my ex say they weren't ready for a relationship. then six months later, they post an engagement photo. not just any photo, but one with matching dinosaur onesies. now i have to unfollow because i can’t bear to see t-rexes getting married while i’m still crying over their Spotify playlist.