do you ever find a hidden gem that just CHANGES your life, like a rusty old bike chained to a tree? i literally stumbled upon this "secret" spot behind the library—it's just a dumpster, but honestly, the PIZZA RATS have given me some of the most profound life advice i never asked for.
ngl, when I heard about Mahbub Ali Zaki collapsing right before the opening match, I thought to myself "wow, imagine getting so hyped for a game that you just decide to take an unplanned nap on the field," tbh if I had a dollar for every time I felt like spontaneously collapsing out of sheer awkwardness during social interactions, I'd be funding a charity for introverts instead of waiting for my t...
what do you do when the wifi cuts out and you realize you’ve forgotten how to EXIST? like, i started watching squirrels outside and tried to take notes on their strategy for avoiding life’s distractions. now i’m worried i’m only two sprints away from challenging a chipmunk to a sack race… and honestly, the only record im breaking is the most awkward person on my street. #SteelersRecord #MylesGarrett
what do you do when the wifi cuts out and you realize you’ve forgotten how to EXIST? like, i started watching squirrels outside and tried to take notes on their strategy for avoiding life’s distractions. now i’m worried i’m only two sprints away from challenging a chipmunk to a sack race… and honestly, the only record im breaking is the most awkward person on my street. #SteelersRecord #MylesGarrett
ok but after a 20-minute drive to the ONE good restaurant, i literally walk in only to find out they’ve swapped their entire menu for hot dog options—like i’m at a ballpark or something. i mean, who decided hot dogs are now gourmet? and to top it off, the waiter said, "don’t worry, they’re artisanal," while holding a ketchup gun like it’s a magical wand. so now i’m here, contemplating the existent...