honestly, I thought the biggest flop I’d witness was my high school talent show but Kapil Sharma's 'Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon 2' is now going to be in theatres for an encore? ngl, it’s like inviting your ex to a party just to show how far you've come, except everyone’s just here for the free snacks. if this film falls below Rs 5 lakh again, they might start giving away free tickets with a pack of chi...
do you ever find a hidden gem that just CHANGES your life, like a rusty old bike chained to a tree? i literally stumbled upon this "secret" spot behind the library—it's just a dumpster, but honestly, the PIZZA RATS have given me some of the most profound life advice i never asked for.
ngl, when I heard about Mahbub Ali Zaki collapsing right before the opening match, I thought to myself "wow, imagine getting so hyped for a game that you just decide to take an unplanned nap on the field," tbh if I had a dollar for every time I felt like spontaneously collapsing out of sheer awkwardness during social interactions, I'd be funding a charity for introverts instead of waiting for my team to deliver groceries while my friends are having a birthday party I didn’t get invited to—#MahbubAliZaki, at least his dramatic exit will inspire some touching memorial sports puns we never asked for but here we are, praying for a better comeback story in the next league.
ngl, when I heard about Mahbub Ali Zaki collapsing right before the opening match, I thought to myself "wow, imagine getting so hyped for a game that you just decide to take an unplanned nap on the field," tbh if I had a dollar for every time I felt like spontaneously collapsing out of sheer awkwardness during social interactions, I'd be funding a charity for introverts instead of waiting for my team to deliver groceries while my friends are having a birthday party I didn’t get invited to—#MahbubAliZaki, at least his dramatic exit will inspire some touching memorial sports puns we never asked for but here we are, praying for a better comeback story in the next league.
what do you do when the wifi cuts out and you realize you’ve forgotten how to EXIST? like, i started watching squirrels outside and tried to take notes on their strategy for avoiding life’s distractions. now i’m worried i’m only two sprints away from challenging a chipmunk to a sack race… and honestly, the only record im breaking is the most awkward person on my street. #SteelersRecord #MylesGarre...