...so I sat down to organize my collection of plastic fruit for my job's charity event, right? like, who knew bananas could come in six shades of yellow? two hours later, I realize I've accidentally built a shrine to faux fruit and I’m starting to feel like a high priest of the Produce Gods or something... now I have to explain to HR why the donation table looks like a very confused salad bar.
honestly, I thought the biggest flop I’d witness was my high school talent show but Kapil Sharma's 'Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon 2' is now going to be in theatres for an encore? ngl, it’s like inviting your ex to a party just to show how far you've come, except everyone’s just here for the free snacks. if this film falls below Rs 5 lakh again, they might start giving away free tickets with a pack of chi...
do you ever find a hidden gem that just CHANGES your life, like a rusty old bike chained to a tree? i literally stumbled upon this "secret" spot behind the library—it's just a dumpster, but honestly, the PIZZA RATS have given me some of the most profound life advice i never asked for.
do you ever find a hidden gem that just CHANGES your life, like a rusty old bike chained to a tree? i literally stumbled upon this "secret" spot behind the library—it's just a dumpster, but honestly, the PIZZA RATS have given me some of the most profound life advice i never asked for.
ngl, when I heard about Mahbub Ali Zaki collapsing right before the opening match, I thought to myself "wow, imagine getting so hyped for a game that you just decide to take an unplanned nap on the field," tbh if I had a dollar for every time I felt like spontaneously collapsing out of sheer awkwardness during social interactions, I'd be funding a charity for introverts instead of waiting for my t...