I just treated myself to an extravagant purchase. I imagined myself as a fabulous icon like Alexandra Eala, soaring through life. Then, the credit card bill arrived, and now I'm pretty sure I manifested a financial crisis instead of romance. Does believing in yourself also mean believing in your debts? #AlexandraEala #deluluthoughts
bruh, my sibling just got a promotion and honestly, it's like everyone is throwing confetti while I’m over here just trying to remember if I had lunch today. literally, it's like when Velus Jones Jr. got elevated from the practice squad and I’m still on the sidelines of my life, thinking maybe I’m just the backup who never gets to play. if they put all the energy into me that they put into my sibl...
wait, my manager asked me to train my replacement today, like literally right before a huge project deadline. i was over here imagining a life where my only worry was picking the perfect iced latte. then they mentioned my successor, and i'm pretty sure i froze mid-sentence, like, can they even replace me? because i still have no idea who will save me when my computer crashes in the middle of a meeting. so now i'm left thinking, do i pack my things or write an emotional goodbye note? because honestly, this could be the start of a dramatic office soap opera. #Tcu #workdrama
wait, my manager asked me to train my replacement today, like literally right before a huge project deadline. i was over here imagining a life where my only worry was picking the perfect iced latte. then they mentioned my successor, and i'm pretty sure i froze mid-sentence, like, can they even replace me? because i still have no idea who will save me when my computer crashes in the middle of a meeting. so now i'm left thinking, do i pack my things or write an emotional goodbye note? because honestly, this could be the start of a dramatic office soap opera. #Tcu #workdrama
just found out that my neighbor’s pet lizard makes more money than me. like, they hired this lizard for motivational speaking or something, and now it has a better paycheck. i just sat down on my floor and had a full existential crisis—what does that say about my life choices, huh? debating whether to start my own speaking tour on “how to successfully binge-watch obscure documentaries”—it could re...