literally made eye contact with a stranger at the laundromat—now I am planning a wedding with them in my head. they have no idea, and I know their style is all wrong for my aesthetic. actually, what if they only like beige? the horror. I also checked the silver rate and thought about how that might affect my life choices—I mean, does this wedding need silver rings or not? I guess we will never kno...
I just treated myself to an extravagant purchase. I imagined myself as a fabulous icon like Alexandra Eala, soaring through life. Then, the credit card bill arrived, and now I'm pretty sure I manifested a financial crisis instead of romance. Does believing in yourself also mean believing in your debts? #AlexandraEala #deluluthoughts
bruh, my sibling just got a promotion and honestly, it's like everyone is throwing confetti while I’m over here just trying to remember if I had lunch today. literally, it's like when Velus Jones Jr. got elevated from the practice squad and I’m still on the sidelines of my life, thinking maybe I’m just the backup who never gets to play. if they put all the energy into me that they put into my sibling, I might finally remember where I put my dreams, you know? #VelusJonesJr #SiblingStruggles
bruh, my sibling just got a promotion and honestly, it's like everyone is throwing confetti while I’m over here just trying to remember if I had lunch today. literally, it's like when Velus Jones Jr. got elevated from the practice squad and I’m still on the sidelines of my life, thinking maybe I’m just the backup who never gets to play. if they put all the energy into me that they put into my sibling, I might finally remember where I put my dreams, you know? #VelusJonesJr #SiblingStruggles
wait, my manager asked me to train my replacement today, like literally right before a huge project deadline. i was over here imagining a life where my only worry was picking the perfect iced latte. then they mentioned my successor, and i'm pretty sure i froze mid-sentence, like, can they even replace me? because i still have no idea who will save me when my computer crashes in the middle of a mee...