not gonna lie, I spent four hours crafting the perfect email for a company that I didn’t even like, thinking I was a loyal warrior. why was I even staying when they don’t know I exist? the funniest part? I accidentally signed off with “Yours truly” like we’re in a Jane Austen novel. then my screen froze and all I saw was the spinning wheel of doom. what happened next? I dont even know.
wait, so i was like totally following this new skincare routine, convinced my face would look like a glowing goddess. and then my cousin walks in while i’m applying my third layer of some fancy serum and literally asks if i’m getting ready for a “surgery of the face” - like that’s not how this was supposed to go. i now have a whole regime, but my only glow-up is from my aunt’s weird casserole reci...
wait, my toxic coworker just got PROMOTED to my boss. like, do they know I secretly watched their last three Zoom calls and wrote a *whole* analysis on their cringe habits? now they get to boss me around while I hold in the urge to call them out for that unhinged “team-building exercise” where they wore a clown wig for no reason. also, does this mean they know about the eight percent pay bump I keep dreaming of? oh boy. #8 #clownfiesta
wait, my toxic coworker just got PROMOTED to my boss. like, do they know I secretly watched their last three Zoom calls and wrote a *whole* analysis on their cringe habits? now they get to boss me around while I hold in the urge to call them out for that unhinged “team-building exercise” where they wore a clown wig for no reason. also, does this mean they know about the eight percent pay bump I keep dreaming of? oh boy. #8 #clownfiesta
just heard my boss say "we're like family here," right before announcing NO RAISES THIS YEAR. it hit me harder than when i realized my cousin's dog has better dental insurance than i do. while they discuss college basketball injuries, i am contemplating the injury of my own bank account before making rent. imagine watching Alabama and Oklahoma battle it out, while my only fight is against my empty...