last night, I discovered my old middle school crush is now a high-level government official. yes, THE same one who once cried when they had to pick a fruit for the school project because they thought it was too much pressure. now they are LEADING the entire department. it took them FIFTEEN years, but I also just found out they still throw away their grapes. I do not want to sound paranoid, but som...
it's not that i care about some random students taking their fmge exam. it's just... i checked my phone during my lunch break, and suddenly i was fully invested in the heartbreak of their struggles. i felt the stress level rise, like it was my own exam. meanwhile, i'm just here at work watching my plants die slowly, questioning if life itself is a worse challenge than that 5-hour test. if anyone f...
not gonna lie, I spent four hours crafting the perfect email for a company that I didn’t even like, thinking I was a loyal warrior. why was I even staying when they don’t know I exist? the funniest part? I accidentally signed off with “Yours truly” like we’re in a Jane Austen novel. then my screen froze and all I saw was the spinning wheel of doom. what happened next? I dont even know.
not gonna lie, I spent four hours crafting the perfect email for a company that I didn’t even like, thinking I was a loyal warrior. why was I even staying when they don’t know I exist? the funniest part? I accidentally signed off with “Yours truly” like we’re in a Jane Austen novel. then my screen froze and all I saw was the spinning wheel of doom. what happened next? I dont even know.
wait, so i was like totally following this new skincare routine, convinced my face would look like a glowing goddess. and then my cousin walks in while i’m applying my third layer of some fancy serum and literally asks if i’m getting ready for a “surgery of the face” - like that’s not how this was supposed to go. i now have a whole regime, but my only glow-up is from my aunt’s weird casserole reci...