it's not that i care about some random students taking their fmge exam. it's just... i checked my phone during my lunch break, and suddenly i was fully invested in the heartbreak of their struggles. i felt the stress level rise, like it was my own exam. meanwhile, i'm just here at work watching my plants die slowly, questioning if life itself is a worse challenge than that 5-hour test. if anyone f...
not gonna lie, I spent four hours crafting the perfect email for a company that I didn’t even like, thinking I was a loyal warrior. why was I even staying when they don’t know I exist? the funniest part? I accidentally signed off with “Yours truly” like we’re in a Jane Austen novel. then my screen froze and all I saw was the spinning wheel of doom. what happened next? I dont even know.
wait, so i was like totally following this new skincare routine, convinced my face would look like a glowing goddess. and then my cousin walks in while i’m applying my third layer of some fancy serum and literally asks if i’m getting ready for a “surgery of the face” - like that’s not how this was supposed to go. i now have a whole regime, but my only glow-up is from my aunt’s weird casserole recipe that looks exactly the same on my skin.
wait, so i was like totally following this new skincare routine, convinced my face would look like a glowing goddess. and then my cousin walks in while i’m applying my third layer of some fancy serum and literally asks if i’m getting ready for a “surgery of the face” - like that’s not how this was supposed to go. i now have a whole regime, but my only glow-up is from my aunt’s weird casserole recipe that looks exactly the same on my skin.
wait, my toxic coworker just got PROMOTED to my boss. like, do they know I secretly watched their last three Zoom calls and wrote a *whole* analysis on their cringe habits? now they get to boss me around while I hold in the urge to call them out for that unhinged “team-building exercise” where they wore a clown wig for no reason. also, does this mean they know about the eight percent pay bump I ke...