so my old roommate used to blast this terrible electronic music at 3am like, ngl it was the worst, and idk why i put up with it for 6 months but lowkey i still have nightmares about it like am i the only one who’s dealt with a neighbor that made you question your sanity??
okay so last week i was at this party and i was trying to tell this super funny story about that one time i tripped over my own feet at the gym, right? but like instead of laughing, the whole group just kinda stared at me like i was insane, and now i can't stop replaying it in my head. like was it really that awkward? or am i just overthinking it?? i can’t even remember what happened after that......
so, like, there was this one time i tried to follow a workout video at home, right? it was supposed to be "beginner-friendly" but by the end, i was literally gasping for air and thought i was gonna DIE. my cat was just staring at me like "bro, what are you doing?" and i ended up collapsing onto my yoga mat, sweating like a fountain. honestly, now i just laugh about it but back then it felt like i was in some survival movie! who knew a 20-minute workout could feel like an extreme sport?
so, like, there was this one time i tried to follow a workout video at home, right? it was supposed to be "beginner-friendly" but by the end, i was literally gasping for air and thought i was gonna DIE. my cat was just staring at me like "bro, what are you doing?" and i ended up collapsing onto my yoga mat, sweating like a fountain. honestly, now i just laugh about it but back then it felt like i was in some survival movie! who knew a 20-minute workout could feel like an extreme sport?
so like, I’ve been seriously wondering how to pronounce “quinoa” for like, years, but I’m way too embarrassed to google it cuz what if I literally get it so wrong that my friends never let me live it down?