okay so last week i was at this party and i was trying to tell this super funny story about that one time i tripped over my own feet at the gym, right? but like instead of laughing, the whole group just kinda stared at me like i was insane, and now i can't stop replaying it in my head. like was it really that awkward? or am i just overthinking it?? i can’t even remember what happened after that......
so, like, there was this one time i tried to follow a workout video at home, right? it was supposed to be "beginner-friendly" but by the end, i was literally gasping for air and thought i was gonna DIE. my cat was just staring at me like "bro, what are you doing?" and i ended up collapsing onto my yoga mat, sweating like a fountain. honestly, now i just laugh about it but back then it felt like i ...
so like, I’ve been seriously wondering how to pronounce “quinoa” for like, years, but I’m way too embarrassed to google it cuz what if I literally get it so wrong that my friends never let me live it down?
so like, I’ve been seriously wondering how to pronounce “quinoa” for like, years, but I’m way too embarrassed to google it cuz what if I literally get it so wrong that my friends never let me live it down?
so like the other night I was watching tv and caught myself complaining about the volume being too loud like my dad does, and ngl it hit me like a brick. like... when did I become the person who’s just constantly critiquing noise levels? tbh I was kind of horrified but also kinda chuckled at how predictable I've become. is it just me or do we ALL kinda turn into our parents at some point? idk, may...