so i was just sitting at my desk, you know, pretending to care about the TPS reports or whatever, and randomly thought about that one time in high school when i accidentally sent a text meant for my best friend to my crush. like, i wanted to say "omg can you believe he wore those socks with sandals?" but instead sent a heart-eyed emoji. i wanted to crawl under a rock, not sure what's worse, this j...
so my friend decided to start a podcast about conspiracy theories, right? like, cool idea, but she got super into this one about lizard people taking over the government and then she pulled me into a 3-hour deep dive on youtube at 2am while we chugged energy drinks and i was kinda vibing with it until she said she was going to infiltrate the local library to get the “truth” and now i don’t even kn...
so my old roommate used to blast this terrible electronic music at 3am like, ngl it was the worst, and idk why i put up with it for 6 months but lowkey i still have nightmares about it like am i the only one who’s dealt with a neighbor that made you question your sanity??
so my old roommate used to blast this terrible electronic music at 3am like, ngl it was the worst, and idk why i put up with it for 6 months but lowkey i still have nightmares about it like am i the only one who’s dealt with a neighbor that made you question your sanity??
okay so last week i was at this party and i was trying to tell this super funny story about that one time i tripped over my own feet at the gym, right? but like instead of laughing, the whole group just kinda stared at me like i was insane, and now i can't stop replaying it in my head. like was it really that awkward? or am i just overthinking it?? i can’t even remember what happened after that......