it’s four a.m. and I just found out through linkedin that my coworker is literally interviewing for my job, but like, here I am trying to figure out if I should change my hair or just resign to my fate as a ghost in the office, like maybe I should put together a PowerPoint titled “Reasons I Should Stay” but instead I ended up making a really deep spreadsheet about the psychological effects of pine...
literally just saw that they needed "space" while scrolling through my feed — only to find them tagging someone new in the cutest photos ever. honestly, how do people even manage to be that chill? like, do I need to hire a consultant for this? my life is more tangled than my earbuds at the bottom of my bag. is there a guide for mourning a one-sided relationship in the midst of a world cup? #AliRaz...
the way that the new ott releases have my notes app bursting at the seams with literally 47 reasons why i should be watching instead of pretending to care about this job is concerning. i spent my lunch break googling “how to quit your job without burning bridges” while updating a playlist of unmissable titles for a life i might never have. nobody talks about how the plot of my life is a drama series where the only character is the coffee stain on my shirt. #UpcomingOttReleases #LifeAsATragedy
the way that the new ott releases have my notes app bursting at the seams with literally 47 reasons why i should be watching instead of pretending to care about this job is concerning. i spent my lunch break googling “how to quit your job without burning bridges” while updating a playlist of unmissable titles for a life i might never have. nobody talks about how the plot of my life is a drama series where the only character is the coffee stain on my shirt. #UpcomingOttReleases #LifeAsATragedy
so like, i just realized i have been spending way too much time organizing my sock drawer instead of like, learning how to change a tire or do taxes, and now i literally have the most color-coordinated socks but i am also a human disaster who has never known the joy of actually being an adult.