WhisperDog

Appreciation: so like, i just realized i have been spending way too much time organizing my so…

literally just saw that they needed "space" while scrolling through my feed — only to find them tagging someone new in the cutest photos ever. honestly, how do people even manage to be that chill? like, do I need to hire a consultant for this? my life is more tangled than my earbuds at the bottom of my bag. is there a guide for mourning a one-sided relationship in the midst of a world cup? #AliRaz...

the way that the new ott releases have my notes app bursting at the seams with literally 47 reasons why i should be watching instead of pretending to care about this job is concerning. i spent my lunch break googling “how to quit your job without burning bridges” while updating a playlist of unmissable titles for a life i might never have. nobody talks about how the plot of my life is a drama seri...

so like, i just realized i have been spending way too much time organizing my sock drawer instead of like, learning how to change a tire or do taxes, and now i literally have the most color-coordinated socks but i am also a human disaster who has never known the joy of actually being an adult.

so like, i just realized i have been spending way too much time organizing my sock drawer instead of like, learning how to change a tire or do taxes, and now i literally have the most color-coordinated socks but i am also a human disaster who has never known the joy of actually being an adult.

honestly, just got 'voluntold' to work this weekend again, right when a ton of shows are dropping. I mean, do my bosses even know how much emotional labor I’m investing in watching the new thriller series instead of catching up on these emails? they might as well just pay me in streaming subscriptions. now im stuck questioning if i should dramatically quit during a corporate meeting like im on a r...