it's not that i'm mad about Rinky Hijikata playing in the Australian Open. it's just that it feels so personal. like, i once defended a friend to EVERYONE who was trash-talking them, only to find out they were the one gossiping behind my back. now i am out here supporting Rinky as if he has not a single shady friend in the world. now i can't tell if he's about to be a hero or my whole life is a me...
it’s four a.m. and I just found out through linkedin that my coworker is literally interviewing for my job, but like, here I am trying to figure out if I should change my hair or just resign to my fate as a ghost in the office, like maybe I should put together a PowerPoint titled “Reasons I Should Stay” but instead I ended up making a really deep spreadsheet about the psychological effects of pine...
literally just saw that they needed "space" while scrolling through my feed — only to find them tagging someone new in the cutest photos ever. honestly, how do people even manage to be that chill? like, do I need to hire a consultant for this? my life is more tangled than my earbuds at the bottom of my bag. is there a guide for mourning a one-sided relationship in the midst of a world cup? #AliRaza #RelatableStruggles
literally just saw that they needed "space" while scrolling through my feed — only to find them tagging someone new in the cutest photos ever. honestly, how do people even manage to be that chill? like, do I need to hire a consultant for this? my life is more tangled than my earbuds at the bottom of my bag. is there a guide for mourning a one-sided relationship in the midst of a world cup? #AliRaza #RelatableStruggles
the way that the new ott releases have my notes app bursting at the seams with literally 47 reasons why i should be watching instead of pretending to care about this job is concerning. i spent my lunch break googling “how to quit your job without burning bridges” while updating a playlist of unmissable titles for a life i might never have. nobody talks about how the plot of my life is a drama seri...